im like a kitten i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
He hates not being allowed on the sofa
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every human being on planet Earth